doing my homework takes several steps
I get a prize after each step
Step 1: Take laptop out of backpack
Prize 1: Turn on Spotify and 10 - 20 minutes of Tumblr
Step 2: Take out planner
Prize 2: Tumblr for 30 minutes
Step 3: Open planner
Prize 3: Music dance party and Tumblr for an hour
Step 4: Plan homework schedule
Prize 4: Shower time
Step 5: TV time
Prize: Tumblr
Step 6: Oh shit, I didn’t do shit
Prize: Do shit quickly and sleep
lmao. How are republicans going to constantly ignore Mitt Romney all the way up to 2004 but then get all hopped and excited for an Obama quote from 1998? lmao they just fuck logic right up the arse
my college advisor wants me to turn my college applications in a month earlier than they’re due, even the early action ones
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
TUMBLR I CANT QUIT YOU
i’ve been at home for over an hour and im on my bed, in uniform still, fucking tumbling
soooo much gay porn on my dash
and I GOTS NO PROBLEM
how you know you’ve been on tumblr for too long
it’s not that i don’t love school
i love being able to bother my friends on a daily basis. it’s just that my school probably doesn’t meet some health requirements so i’m going to blame it for me being sick right meow. i have terrible health but i’ve gone all summer without needing a zyrtec or benadryl everyday and within the first week of school i feel like i’ve got bronchitis all over again.
Today in AP US Gov/Politics my teacher asked us some news sites and news channels we go to for information. After a bunch of people rattled of names like CNN and Huffington Post someone said Fox, in a laughing way, and the class erupted into laughter. Now, I know I’m from MD which votes Democratically but my county is pretty conservative and my school is Catholic so you don’t hear a lot of laughs pointed towards right-wing related things.
WHY ARE MORMONS ADVERTISING THEIR RELIGIOUS MEMBERS?
rush limbaugh.
“The movie has been in the works for a long time, the release date’s been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental, that the name of the really vicious, fire-breathing, four-eyed, whatever-it-is villain in this movie is named Bane?” - Limbaugh.
He’s got a point. The villain of the new Batman movie was retroactively named Bane to subconsciously influence viewers that its homophone Bain is also a villain. We know who to blame when Mitten loses. Cleverly enough it was created by DC comics so let’s blame this on Obama because he is in D.C.
Try and steel yourself from this liberal agenda.
everytime i see that commercial for the new “clear” scalp therapy
and heidi is all “turns out we’ve been working at the wrong end of hair!”
i can’t help but think no dip. i’ve been greasing my scalp since before i can remember.
